(Sorry about the bad cellphone picture)

Ingredients:
2-3 cups dry pasta
1 salmon filet (4 oz?)
3/4 of an onion
2 cloves of garlic
1 can sardines in oil
1-2 tbsp. cream
half a lime
salt and pepper
Put enough water to drown the pasta to boil. Make sure to salt liberally.
In the meantime, open the can of sardines and pour half the oil in it to a heated pan. Saute garlic and onions, adding a pinch or two of salt during the middle. Remove onions on to a plate when they're still slightly crunchy but cooked.
Add some more oil from the sardines. Fry the salmon on both sides, then break up the filet into flakes and pieces with the spatula, and cook as tender or as crispy as you like. Scoop out the salmon on to the onions.
If you cooked all this with a stainless steel pan or something similar conductive to glazes, turn the heat on low, add 1-2 tablespoon of cream or milk, and scrape the bottom with a spatula. Add the sardines, break them up, add some salt and pepper to taste, then at the end add the juice of half a lime.
Toss the pasta, salmon, onions, and sauce together. Add more salt and pepper as needed.
In retrospect: I could have used less oil from the sardine can, but at the moment I only have the use of an 8" pan. And some herbs at the end to add with the lime would be better. If you're wondering about my strange 3/4 onion--I used part of it for lunch.